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Post by cajones on May 5, 2005 12:11:03 GMT -5
Well, actually I stole the name from a certain moogle... But to make our purpose clear.... Let there be quotes!! This one isn't all that entertaining, I just want to keep it. "Acceptable, not desirable." Now the fun shall commence.
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Post by Gotenks on May 12, 2005 18:05:19 GMT -5
OK, here's my favorite Family Guy quote:
Stewie's Letter: Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm. Good bye forever. Stewie. P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm… I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm... It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll... Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm... Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever. P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.
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Post by cajones on May 13, 2005 7:36:59 GMT -5
Lowess: Who in their right mind would get lipo suction? Who I ask you! *peter walks in, thin and much less... hidious.* Stewy: It's finally happened! He's become so massive that he's collapsed upon himself like a neutron star!
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Post by zone on Dec 3, 2005 16:05:24 GMT -5
Some idiot on another message board said "Googity googity" in lieu of Quagmire's actual phrase "Giggity giggity". Run a google search for it and you can find it as well.
Most of my favorite quotes are from Quagmire but one of the best was when Quagmire was in the navy and Peter was on Quagmire's ship after being rescued from drowning.
Quagmire (while shaving his pubes in front of Peter): "Rhode Island? Forget that, I'm taking you out for some shore leave ... Does this look like a 'Q' to you?" Peter: "No." Quagmire tilts himself slightly: "How 'bout now?" Peter: "Sorry Quagmire, your crotch just looks like Lois to me." Quagmire: "Well let's ask her then. Hey Lois should Peter just sit around and mope all day?" *Quagmire shakes his crotch to mimic shaking ones head in a negatory fashion* "Or should Peter go out and spend some time with his friend?" *Quagmire shakes his crotch to mimic a person nodding their head* "Heh heh. Allright."
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Post by Wolfstar on Dec 5, 2005 13:44:56 GMT -5
That's a funny show... unfortunately I don't know any quotes from it
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Post by cajones on Dec 5, 2005 14:55:58 GMT -5
You have no idea what you have unleashed.
Osama Bin Ladin: Yeah, I see you snickering back there. He missed a suicide bombing because he was sick. He had a note from his doctor... it was a suicide bombing!
Shredder: You cannot deny your destiny. Join me!
April: It's not the pizza! It's the creature that came with the Pizza! Raphael: Hey, sounds like a great title for a horror movie!
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Post by zone on Dec 5, 2005 19:46:32 GMT -5
Darth Shredder was awesome but how 'bout this:
Osama Bin Laden: You Americans will be punished for your decadent ways on the tenth day of Radaman ... (correcting himself) Ramadan ... Radaman what is that? Yeah, maybe Dennis Radaman will punish you with his crazy hair.
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Post by cajones on Dec 6, 2005 8:51:21 GMT -5
Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle that I find, I will kill you.
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Post by zone on Dec 6, 2005 10:45:28 GMT -5
Quagmire: Look at all of Lois' signs. Talk about seein' red. Heh OH!
Quagmire: Hey hey Brian. What's with the Johnny Law routine? Joe: Say hello to our newest nark. He's a natural. Q: Oh yeah? Heh, how good are ya? Brian: *sniffs Quagmire* You had Lumpia for dinner. Then you made love to two Filipino women *sniffs Q again* and a man. Q: You mean three Filipino women. *moment of silence* Q: NOOOOOOOOO!!
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Post by Wolfstar on Dec 7, 2005 18:15:02 GMT -5
Saddam Hussien in real life: "I do not recognize this court, and you all can go to hell!"
Heh, I find that funny... he's a prisoner, does he really get to choose what court he does or does not recognize?
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Post by zone on Dec 7, 2005 20:44:56 GMT -5
Quagmire: Okay, she's a feminist type, she's into he-men, and she's mad for jazz. (Q talking to first woman) The plight of women in this hemisphere is deplorable. (" " to second woman) I can benchpress 800 pounds. (" " to third woman) You, me, and Coltrane 'til dawn. Giggity giggity giggity giggity. There you go Peter, one for you, two for me.
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Post by cajones on Dec 8, 2005 11:31:54 GMT -5
... did he say that go to hell part in court?
Oh wait.. .the trial started? *popcorn*
"I'm not evil! I'm just good-challenged!" - Unda I think. Though the one-post-Dinkleburgh had it...
*wields sensorship like a whip*
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Post by zone on Dec 8, 2005 11:43:31 GMT -5
Mayor (Adam) West: Just don't make me smile, I'm forbidden to smile. *starts giggling* Oh no; that episode of Growing Pains where Mike's friend Boner ran for student body president ... Boner ... his name was b.b.boner *starts laughing* *depressed*I've failed you.
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Post by cajones on Dec 8, 2005 11:49:54 GMT -5
*Boom!*
FBI Warning: WARNING
^_^.
Raphael: Hey sistuh, whuz the haps?
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Post by zone on Dec 8, 2005 11:55:58 GMT -5
One of the stoners from Super Troopers: *licking boogers off windshield* The snozberries taste like snozberries.
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Post by cajones on Dec 8, 2005 12:05:18 GMT -5
Zone: That'd be interesting... a 1.5 dimentional universe... it'd be like a 3 dimentional universe, only you'd only see the top half of stuff...
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Post by Wolfstar on Dec 8, 2005 12:11:52 GMT -5
Ok, that one was good!
Atomic Blast Man: "I'm going to send you to the Volcano Jail Moritori!"
Moritori: "You have to catch me first, super idiot! Woah, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Director: "Cut!"
Atomic Blast Man: "Are you okay man?"
Moritori: "*Sniff* I fell off the page! Oww..."
Atomic Blast Man: "Ah the dangers of a comic villian..."
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Post by cajones on Dec 8, 2005 18:58:11 GMT -5
That's worth an exalt.
Moix: Ok, Math people... what's 5³+5³? People: 10³? Moix: You're welcome... what's 5³+5³? people: 10³? Moix: You're welcome... *repeat* *after a couple minutes* *Laughter* Moix: ... It's one of those clean and simple jokes that girls like. But it took a while to set in... whereas CHS AHSPA... (Don't ask)
If only I had more Moix lines... that wasn't great. No, quite the opposite. But it took quite a while for people to figure it out, which is saying something...
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Post by Wolfstar on Dec 8, 2005 19:07:16 GMT -5
I wish I understood that...
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Post by cajones on Dec 8, 2005 19:09:57 GMT -5
10³=ten cubed=pronunciation pun, tencubed=t'ankyou. One of those little jokes and no one got it for a while. And these were people busy applying for college.
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Post by Wolfstar on Dec 8, 2005 19:12:42 GMT -5
Yeah, I kept thinking 10 to the third... dang significant figures...
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Post by cajones on Dec 8, 2005 19:15:19 GMT -5
Heh... well, I did put it in numbers. (Yay anci! No wait... I don't like anci...)
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Post by Wolfstar on Dec 8, 2005 19:28:02 GMT -5
*taps zone on the left shoulder and then rushes to right side*
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Post by cajones on Dec 9, 2005 10:55:08 GMT -5
... *snicker* LMAO! ... >.> <.<. Don't ask.
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Post by Wolfstar on Dec 9, 2005 11:42:40 GMT -5
Piccolo: "Is it over yet?" Vegeta: "Not until the fish jumps." Fish jumps Vegeta: "It's over!"
DBZ Super Andriod 13 movie... very end... quite comical if you see it.
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Post by cajones on Dec 9, 2005 12:08:29 GMT -5
Yes. Best part of teh whole movie.... . ... did I just say Teh? By accident? I think of dozens of things to quote during the day, and don't remember most once I get ehre.
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Post by Wolfstar on Dec 9, 2005 12:14:43 GMT -5
yeah, I was sitting in calc at 7:30 this morning and I thought of one, then I came back here after spanish and forgot it...
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Post by cajones on Dec 10, 2005 16:06:58 GMT -5
It's sad how that happens... we should really write these down.
Richter: We know that the electron has a negative charge; the anti-particle to the electron is the positron, which... Tim(enters): Victory! Richter: Yes, Victory! But you are late.
(bread at Walmart): 1 loaf: 1 dollar. Holiday savings: 2 loaves for two dollars!
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Post by Wolfstar on Dec 10, 2005 17:04:15 GMT -5
Lex Luthor: "Don't wound what you can't kill father."
Ok, so it's not funny, but that's just a cool quote.
Justin, while driving down the interstate with two of my friends and I after a night of playing DDR in a nearby city: "We should try to hit the signs with things as we drive by."
Eli: "Ok." Reaches for some tokens from the arcade we were at and throws one out the window, hitting a sign.
Justin: "Throw the money, not the tokens!"
Me: "Wait... did you just say what I think you said?"
Justin: "I think I did..."
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Post by cajones on Dec 11, 2005 20:06:28 GMT -5
Bickerton: I'm a dinosaur. More like a pteradactle, but I want to be a trisaratops; that way I can be like Billy.
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