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Post by cajones on May 13, 2005 7:44:01 GMT -5
*ant enters suspicious-looking manhole*
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Gotenks
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Post by Gotenks on Jul 13, 2005 15:43:12 GMT -5
*Is suspicious, but follows anyway.*
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Post by cajones on Aug 23, 2005 7:37:21 GMT -5
Good. *firebreathingant* good
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Post by Gotenks on Sept 8, 2005 17:52:26 GMT -5
*Sings a tune while looking around the anthole.*
Lalalalala. Wow, look at all the angry fireants intent on killing me!
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Post by cajones on Sept 9, 2005 13:13:54 GMT -5
Oh, this is only the beginning. *wicked grin*
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Post by Gotenks on Oct 7, 2005 14:39:36 GMT -5
Ooo...look at all "Oh, this is only the beginning."!
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Post by cajones on Oct 10, 2005 14:25:14 GMT -5
Yes. Look, and be mezmorized! Mwuhahahaha! *cough*.
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Post by cajones on Oct 10, 2005 14:25:43 GMT -5
Yes. Look, and be mezmorized! Mwuhahahaha! *cough*.
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Gotenks
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Post by Gotenks on Oct 28, 2005 23:20:04 GMT -5
Oh no! It's the evil double post! It is the true enemy! (Hehehe  ) |
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Post by cajones on Nov 1, 2005 17:00:17 GMT -5
Or is it. * looks at duck whistling at window*
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zone
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Post by zone on Dec 2, 2005 10:27:27 GMT -5
I don't know ... *eats duck with tartar (jarjar?) sauce* *takes a swigga Surge and starts foolycoolying all over the place*
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Post by Gotenks on Dec 2, 2005 22:16:10 GMT -5
I would say that I would eat something, but I think that I ate too much for dinner. O.O
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Post by Wolfstar on Dec 3, 2005 10:10:23 GMT -5
Maybe the double post is like the glitch in the Matrix... perhaps it happens when they change something... bad...
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Post by zone on Dec 3, 2005 15:43:09 GMT -5
Or perhaps the double post is just another one of those unexplained mysteries of the universe like black holes, upside down christmas trees, decaf coffee and peppermint booby-trapped rice crispy treats (that was the worst rice crispy treat I ever ate)
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Post by cajones on Dec 4, 2005 21:19:06 GMT -5
Or maybe it's the stain of everlasting mice. Buy Canadian Medications! Or better yet... eat trailmix!
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Post by zone on Dec 4, 2005 21:42:29 GMT -5
From the makers of Trailmix, comes a snack mix so freaky you gonna be like "dang that was a freaky snack mix" introducing Trialmix for dyslexic people ... Trialmix comes complete with pretzel gavels, chocolate lawyers, and raisins that look like judge Judy's face, (shouldn't be too hard to create).
*turns around and gasps*
Zone: Judge Judy ... we meet again. You shall pay for making Jarvis give money to his girlfriend, he was innocent and you knew it.
J.Judy: Yeah, but what are you gonna do about it?
Z: I'll do what I must. *draws a sword with one hand and a can of Surge with the other*
JJ: You will try. *draws a large gavel the size of a sledgehammer*
*Battle commences*
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Post by cajones on Dec 4, 2005 21:50:37 GMT -5
Network Manager: It is pointless. Soon Lord Judy will become more powerful than either of us!
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Post by zone on Dec 5, 2005 10:05:54 GMT -5
Zone: Not if I kill her first!! *attempts killing slash*
*misses; Judge Judy sidesteps easily and strikes Zone in back of head with gavel*
*Zone collapses*
Lord Judy: My work is done here *she walks away*
Z: (barely concious at the moment, drinks the can of Surge and is revived) Gotta love those liquid senzu beans; they digest easier. I shall avenge Jarvis later; I require more training.
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Post by cajones on Dec 5, 2005 13:43:51 GMT -5
Manager: Good. Good!
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>.>
<.<.
*smites manager*
[glow=red,3,200]>->o[/glow]
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Aran
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Post by Aran on Dec 6, 2005 17:30:37 GMT -5
*joins the network troopers*
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Post by Wolfstar on Dec 7, 2005 18:24:16 GMT -5
*Burns a law book in front of Judge Judy*
You're not really a judge anyways... You just provide leagally binding arbitration, and entertainment for millions.
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Post by cajones on Dec 8, 2005 11:46:28 GMT -5
Announcer: The people are real! The cases are Real! The rulings are final! That will no longer be a problem. The network manager has informed me that the judiciary restrictions have been abolished. The hosts will now govern the hearings.
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Post by Wolfstar on Dec 11, 2005 23:04:53 GMT -5
Bush should appoint Judge Judy to the Supreme Court...
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Post by cajones on Dec 12, 2005 8:52:16 GMT -5
...
*ROFL*
Brilliant!
Shareholder: This TV station is now the supreme power in the universe.
JudgeJudy: Don't be so sure. This weapon is insignificant, compared to the power of court rulings.
Shareholder: You do not scare us with your superstitious ways, Lord Judy. The definite trial is merely an old myth that can do little with appeals and...
*Shareholder is handcuffed to the ceiling as money pours from his pockets*.
JJ: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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Post by Wolfstar on Dec 12, 2005 16:36:52 GMT -5
As the crowd chants "All hail Lord Judy!"
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Gotenks
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Post by Gotenks on Jan 12, 2006 21:46:21 GMT -5
*Is pushed over by a monkey licking a book.*
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Post by cajones on Jan 13, 2006 8:41:06 GMT -5
You've hit the magic spotlight!
*showers with confetti*
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Post by Wolfstar on Jan 13, 2006 14:53:24 GMT -5
"And give us this day, our daily dose of stupidity..."
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Post by cajones on Jan 13, 2006 17:02:54 GMT -5
Rejoyce! For the day is upon us.
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Post by Aran on Jan 14, 2006 15:06:28 GMT -5
couch
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