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Post by captain Tyranical on Apr 19, 2004 11:35:29 GMT -5
... I hereby claim this island as mine! Now men... make yourselves at home! *Pirates jump from the ship and ransack the island.*
Now... to cut these radioactive barnicles from me ship... what a neglectful crew... *draws sword*...
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Gotenks
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Post by Gotenks on Apr 19, 2004 16:23:39 GMT -5
O no!!!!!! What shall our tiny island do!?!? *Gets out RPGs* Goodbye pirates!
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Post by cajones on Apr 20, 2004 1:39:29 GMT -5
Oooh! *Climbs in a tree and eats peanuts while watching*
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Post by Gotenks on May 7, 2004 7:03:12 GMT -5
*Starts to randomly blow things up.*
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Post by cajones on May 7, 2004 15:35:47 GMT -5
Things start to randomly hurl balls of fire and ice at random things and people*
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Post by Gotenks on May 11, 2004 20:34:33 GMT -5
*Stops firing. Eats a pie. Starts to fire again.*
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Post by cajones on May 12, 2004 3:06:32 GMT -5
*A mutant seagull swoops down and attacks Gotenks's head*
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Post by captain Tyranical on May 12, 2004 7:32:21 GMT -5
evast! *leaps at the bird and swings with sword* Be off with ye! *Falls**stands*
Get thee gone feather beast less I summon me crew!
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Post by cajones on May 14, 2004 1:26:21 GMT -5
*Bird gives a cah and several dozen similar creatures flock to from out fo nowhere.*
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Post by Gotenks on May 14, 2004 6:57:52 GMT -5
Good thing I have the Switcher Switcher. *Uses the Switcher to switch me with a poor olf Grandma.*
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Post by cajones on May 14, 2004 7:34:26 GMT -5
Hmm... Oh look! The grandma is actually the witch that summoned the birds in the first place and is using her dark magic to send them away!
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Post by Gotenks on May 14, 2004 20:31:09 GMT -5
Good thing I stole her purse!!! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Post by cajones on May 14, 2004 23:35:46 GMT -5
... but wasn't there something extremely important in there? ... now what was it... hmm...
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Post by Gotenks on May 16, 2004 14:04:48 GMT -5
Hmm... *Looks inside.* I see some lipstick...and what is this!?!?!?
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Post by cajones on May 16, 2004 21:23:43 GMT -5
Mwuahaha!
... now comes the part where we hit the deck and sail away at top speed!
*Pirates stampeed for the ship*
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Post by Aran on May 17, 2004 8:12:18 GMT -5
Hey! Wait for me! *Runs after**Is trampled**falls in water*
... ow... *Grabs anchor**anchor is pulled on board*
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Post by captain Tyranical on May 18, 2004 3:40:36 GMT -5
*Stands at deck*
Set sail for the port of Galagare! Quickly yee dogs!
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Post by cajones on May 18, 2004 3:44:37 GMT -5
Well Captain, it appears we've snagged something with the anchor... but other than that... everything's in working order...
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Post by Aran on May 18, 2004 8:11:39 GMT -5
... umm... hi there? *waves*
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Post by cajones on May 22, 2004 0:47:16 GMT -5
Crewman: *scream*! *Jumps overboard*
... hmm... Captain, i think I heard a commotion...
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Post by Gotenks on May 23, 2004 20:20:37 GMT -5
Chicken? That's what was in the purse!!?? Cool!! *Starts to eat.*
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Post by cajones on May 23, 2004 23:23:04 GMT -5
*the chicken explodes*
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Post by Aran on May 24, 2004 3:58:57 GMT -5
... I guess I should try to find some dry clothes? or something to eat... that's always a good idea.
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Post by Gotenks on May 25, 2004 18:37:13 GMT -5
Yes, come into the nice hotel conveniently placed next to you and we shall make sure you have food to eat and dry clothes to wear.
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Post by cajones on May 25, 2004 22:56:38 GMT -5
Hmm... hey captain, what's that conveniently placed hotel that appeared right next to the boat?
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Post by Gotenks on May 28, 2004 11:29:12 GMT -5
Umm...what should I do with this chicken that got stuck in the chimney?
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Post by cajones on May 29, 2004 0:18:05 GMT -5
... well, you could try blasting it out with a flamethrower (Which should either get rid of it, or create a delightful blend of barbecue and extra crispy...), you could try removing it by devouring its flesh and letting the bones move easily free, or you could try numerous humorous techniques that would be worthy of a short animated flick. The choice is yours. ^_^
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Post by Gotenks on May 31, 2004 9:25:42 GMT -5
Hmm.... I like barbecue!! *Gets out Flamethrower.* Come here little chicken!!!
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Post by cajones on May 31, 2004 18:12:19 GMT -5
Only problem is... chicken is stuck. But I suppose it's in range...
*"accidentally" spills gasoline down the chimney*
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Post by Gotenks on Jun 6, 2004 16:30:48 GMT -5
Hmm...what did my mom always say about gasoline and fire... Hmm...trying to remember...
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